Monday, June 15, 2009
Riiiiight...and monkeys might fly out of my butt
A new website called Notchup.com is aimed at the uber-employee who is so freakin' awesome that companies are not only lined up around the block to hire him, but they will PAY for a chance to hear golden words trickle like honey from his golden lips. Riiiiight. I know this website is a hoax because I have not yet been contacted to be their first payee. I am pretty much the best thing to happen to the workforce since "Wacky Tie Day." I must remember to turn the ringer up on my cell phone so I'm sure to hear their call while I'm watching "16 and Pregnant."